Tyreland Funny Friday Tyre Jokes

Have you heard about the bloke that was living in a Tyre? He picked up a puncture so now he’s living in a flat!

It started as just a simple atTRACTION and she treated me like I was a stud. I really need to get a grip! Maybe it’s time I re-tyred!

Where are cars most likely to get flat tyres? At forks in the road.

A motorist had a flat tyre in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tripped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them into a drain. A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place until he could get to a service station. The motorist thanked him profusely and said, “I don’t know why you are in that place.” The patient said, “I’m in here for being crazy, not for being stupid.”

Knock-Knock, Who’s there? Despair. Despair Who? Despair tyre is flat!

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