Funny Tyre Jokes Pt.2

Funny tyre jokes part 2


Although, tyre industry is quite a boring subject, but thankfully there are few funny jokes relating to it. Here below is our hand-picked favourites:

Does a tyre fitter retire every day?

Confucius say, the man who runs behind the car will get exhausted, but the man who runs in front of the car will get tyred.

Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two-tyred.

What made the dinosaur’s car stop? A flat tyre-annosaurus.

It started as just a simple atTRACTION and she treaded me like I was a stud. I
really need to get a grip!

What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels because they are always tyred.


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